dadtrick:

I WILL BET MONEY THAT MEAGAN AND ELISA GET TOGETHER TO BITCH ABOUT PETE AND PATRICK LIKE “GIRL HE WOULDN’T SHUT UP ABOUT PIZZA LIKE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT NAMING OUR KID PEPPERONI” “YEAH WELL MY HUSBAND WON’T STOP WEARING VELCRO SHOES”

(Source: daddykinkpatrick, via just--a--daydream--away)

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my-homoerotical-romance:

vampires will never hurt you but frank iero apparently will

(via prosandconsof-breathing)

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towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via singasongthatcantbesung)

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im-quietly-finding-my-way:

Daily FUCKING reminder

DONT FUCKING DRIVE DRUNK YOU ASSHOLES WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FUCKING STUPID

(Source: slowly-getting-worse, via moriarty-in-the-flying-blue-box)

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tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

(via moriarty-in-the-flying-blue-box)

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